For You, My Dear Texan Friend

You have spoken out against my blog, so it will now speak straight to you. You have said you think I'm being pretentious, so now I will be thoughtful and heart felt. This is for you, my dear Texan friend:

-You are an individual (I've never met another 6'5" 230 lb emo)

-You are a man of integrity (you've never broken up with your girlfriend for the next door neighbor... I kid because I think it was a great choice)

-You are brave (not because you save cats from trees, but because you have a ball sack down past your knees... literally)

-You aren't big headed (what size hat do you wear.... 6 7/8???)

-You are unique (an Agnostic who spent three years at a Baptist college, is marrying a Mormon, and is as Jewish as anyone I know)

-You have good fashion sense (who else can get girl jeans on under a fire suit?)

-You are strong (helpful when dead lifting your passed out girlfriend off the driveway)

-You work hard (way to use your dad's title instead of that fancy Psychology degree to land a job)

-You are resilient (who else bounces back after not getting out of the 2nd against SDSU junior year?)

-You are a man of your word (by the way... I'm really looking forward to your wedding in San Diego)


Only words can be appropriate to explain to all of my three readers how important you are to me. For these reasons, and no others.... I love you Kerr Foster.