Attention Wildcat Honks!

What: Football Fan 101
Where: UofA Student Union
When: Tuesday, Nov. 24th, 7:00 PM

You are cordially invited to attend this very important seminar. The fun will begin promptly at 7:00 with some ice breakers and team building. Please don't be late.

Here is what we will cover:
-Fan etiquette
-Wildcat bowl game history (AKA "Where is the Sun Bowl played?")
-Football karma
-When (and when NOT) to rush the field
-What it takes to qualify for the Rose Bowl (AKA "When should I bring a rose to the game?" & "We've never been, how should we know?")
-How to rebuttal trash talk about your star QB getting a DUI

The seminar will be open to all Wildcat students and fans. Remember, the information that we cover will be crucial if you ever want anyone to take your school's football program seriously(which will be an uphill battle as long as you have Bob's little brother at the helm).

Muster up that same resolve and ignorance that you had when you decided to move to Tucson for 4 (or 7... Drew) years of your life. If everyone works together, some day Arizona University can be known for more than just being a softball school.